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    • Yesterday - January 8, 2009
    • Duan!

      A Deeply, Deeply Flawed BCS Bingo Card

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      By Matt Sussman

      Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: So, after getting turned down by gym girl on Monday and finding out that my dreamgirl has been cheating on... 107 Responses | Other threads

    • Nfl

      Titans Fans Outraged By Lack Of Loyalty From Traded Player

      A Baltimore radio station organizing a "pep rally" in Nashville for fans attending the Ravens-Titans game on Saturday, naturally looked to a former Raven with local ties to help out. Big mistake. More »
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      By Dashiell Bennett

      Comment by Silky John-STON!: The Ronald McDonald house? How big a pad does that fucking clown need? 5 Responses | Other threads

    • Brett Favre

      Brett Favre Reveals His Preliminary Exit Strategy, Part 94

      Even though ESPN is all wrapped up in Pacman troubles right now, they still have to be a little disappointed that Brett Favre won't be participating in their annual retirement-bating this year. More »
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      By DAULERIO

      Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: Am I the only one that's tired of all the Wrangling about Favre's retirement? 4 Responses | Other threads

    • College Football

      Young Gator Fan Shares Name With Future Kansas City Chiefs Draft Pick

      For unto you is born this Tuesday in the city of Clearwater, a child, which is Logan Tebow Bradley ... and on earth peace, good will toward Shanoff. [Mom Logic]
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      Comment by Camp Tiger Claw: I'd shit on that kid. 1 Responses | Other threads

    • Whimsy

      Here's To You, NFL. Love, China

      What if a football column co-written by Peter and Larry King came to life, but took the form of an odd middle-aged Chinese man who likes to drink? More »
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      By Dashiell Bennett

      Comment by The KB: "I wonder if there's anyway we could get him to do a video reading of this week's Jamboroo, because then 2 Responses | Other threads

    • Cheerleaders

      Titans Cheerleader Will Reanimate Your Lifeless Tissue

      Melissa Hodges is not only a Tennessee Titans cheerleader, but she's also a full-time molecular neuroscience researcher at Vanderbilt University. Hmm. You'd think she could have helped Vince Young. More »
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by Steve_U: I'd match her base pair. 6 Responses | Other threads

    • Afternoon Blogdome

      Michael Jordan, Master Thespian

      • Brilliant!: Michael Jordan's first acting gig, for a UNC med student project. Or some kind of Amish recruitment program, I'm not sure. [NESW] More »
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      By Dashiell Bennett

      Comment by Doyle McPoyle: I wonder if they had the urine stench pre-installed, or if they're going for the natural, fan-input feel?... 2 Responses | Other threads

    • Afc playoff blogdome

      Who Dares To Tamper In Joe Flacco's Unibrow Domain?

      The Baltimore Ravens' Joe Flacco-led run through the AFC playoffs is just one more example of a famous unibrow influencing world events. [East Coast Bias] More »
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by NineSevenOh: So if Joe Flacco is Bert, what does that make Ray Lewis? 12 Responses | Other threads

    • 2008 Shoty

      Baby Mangino's Final Push; Bissinger Won't Go Down Without A Slight


      If there were any questions about how seriously some are taking SHOTY 2008, look no further than KAKE, an ABC affiliate in Kansas, which devoted an entire segment to Baby Mangino's "championship" run. More »
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    • BCS Championship

      Oklahoma vs. Florida Decide To Go Ahead With BCS Championship Game Anyway

      So it's finally here. The game almost no one wanted to see, but everyone can't stop talking about, for all the disputed, computer generated marbles. More »
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      By Dashiell Bennett

      Comment by Katni: The game almost no one wanted to see, but everyone can't stop talking about, for all the disputed, computer generated... 4 Responses | Other threads

    • Jamboroo

      The Legend Of Darren “Toto” Sproles. Your Divisional Jamboroo

      Drew’s Jamboroo runs every Thursday. Buy his book here. Email Drew here. Read him at KSK. More »
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      By Drew Magary

      Comment by HIV 2 Elway Resurrected: D-Sproles, the pride and joy of Olathe, KS. Well that and serial killer John Edward Robinson. 13 Responses | Other threads

    • Nfc playoffs blogdome

      In Case You've Forgotten, The Giants Play The Eagles This Weekend

      So Giants fans pretty much have their panties in a bunch this week over this SI cover ... "Hey, we're the champs!" I'm ready for the game to start now. [Big Blue View] More »
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by ClintonPortishead: Considering it's Mitch Albom, shouldn't that be The Scourge of Detroit? 3 Responses | Other threads

    • Rob Parker

      Rob Parker "Sticks The Knife In," Just Like He Was Taught

      Former Detroit News journalist Rob Parker knows that this Rod Marinelli/resignation situation looks bad, but that's not the case at all. He's just a newspaper man, doing what newspaper men do. More »
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      Comment by Harry Pelotas: As a proud graduate of Columbia Journalism, whenever someone starts a sentence with "I went to Columbia Journalism School," they 5 Responses | Other threads

    • Media Meltdowns

      It's Never A Real New Year's Party Until Jay Glazer Licks Your Face


      Well, Jay Glazer looks positively super-fun. Watch Fox Sports' intrepid NFL reporter celebrate 2009 as he perfectly executes the Glazer/Strahan sandwich on the former Mrs. Eddie Murphy. After the jump, of course. More »
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      By DAULERIO

      Comment by Gourmet Spud: The most alarming thing about those photographs is that they were taken at an Olive Garden. 6 Responses | Other threads

    • Live Blog

      BCS Live Blog Will Have New Look/Feel, Same Sass

      When I die and they lay me to rest
      Gonna go to watch the BCS
      When I lay me down to die
      Goin' up to the live blog in the sky
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    • College Basketball

      And This Week Started So Well For Boston College ...

      On Sunday night, the BC Eagles were on top of the world after their basketball team upended No. 1 North Carolina. Now, it's Thursday morning and things are not looking quite as rosy. More »
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      By Dashiell Bennett

      Comment by MitchKayak: As a BU grad, let me say: Hah-Ha!... 4 Responses | Other threads

    • Soccer

      Spanish Soccer Star Would Like To Show You His Pimp Ring

      Real Madrid's Sergio Ramos is here to remind all you kids out there that yes, racism is cruel and unfair, but it can also be fun! More »
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by Back to Azian Zero: Oh jeez, Moor racism from Spain? Are we really surprised? 26 Responses | Other threads

    • Mlb

      John Smoltz Heading To Boston (Of Course)

      After 20 years in Atlanta, the 41-year-old pitcher is signing with the Red Sox, who presumably will place him in a bullpen rocking chair to spin yarns about Tom Glavine and the Old South. [MLB.com]
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      Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: I guess Smoltz isn't as Brave as we thought he was... 7 Responses | Other threads

    • College Football

      Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?

      APB, State College, Pa., Police Department: All units be on the lookout for anyone wearing pair of thick, bronze glasses. Suspect may also be wearing a USC sweatshirt. More »
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by Matt_T: Ben Gibbard stole them to wear in his wedding with Zooey Deschnel... 4 Responses | Other threads

    • Celebrities

      Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo Wrecks Ferrari 599

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      Kings Rookie Hazings Tend To Be Delicious

      Maybe next time Sacramento Kings rookie Jason Thompson will bring the bagels. Or at least some hot butter. [Sactown Royalty]
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by Longwood: Bobby Hurley wants to know why this guy got off easy. Back in 1994 teammates cut the brakes to his 3 Responses | Other threads

    • Morning Blogdome

      Dennis Rodman Finds The Role He Was Born To Play

      • Based on a true story: There is an actual movie about a midget basketball team playing against full-size people, with Dennis Rodman as "Himself." Just let that sink in for a minute. [SbB] More »
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      By Dashiell Bennett

      Comment by MarkKelsosMigraine: Is that Mike Florio in the director's chair?... 3 Responses | Other threads

    • Mlb

      J.C. Romero Situation Gives Deputized Met Fan Reason To Complain

      Yes, recently suspended pitcher J.C. Romero did work in (and win) two World Series games this year. Once again, Dan, strident Mets fan, has emailed in his thoughts. More »
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      By DAULERIO

      Comment by Gourmet Spud: I will never get tired of that picture, which I have dubbed, "World's Saddest Outdoor Blowjob Recipient".... 6 Responses | Other threads

    • Nfl

      ESPN Snitches On Pacman, Costs Him His Job

      It turns out that the release of Adam Jones last night was not just another ho-hum personnel move involving a nuisance player. There's a brand new legal situation that Dallas wants no part of. More »
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      By Dashiell Bennett

      Comment by StanGable: Please tell me this years party wont be cancelled: [legaltimes.typepad.com]... 6 Responses | Other threads

    • College Basketball

      Krzyzewski Talks In Third Person; Duke Beats Davidson

      Blue Devils coach: “All was good in Krzyzewskiville. And then, all of a sudden, the clouds came.” [NBCSports]
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by Steve_U: Krzyzewskiville: where J.J. Redick is strong, Sheldon Williams is good looking, and all the fundamentals are above-average. 4 Responses | Other threads

    • Wake up deadspin!

      One Final Olympics Retrospective, If We May (With NSFW Jumpness)

      Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More »
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by Doyle McPoyle: Someone named Benitez choking in a crucial spot? You don't say!... 9 Responses | Other threads

    • Mlb

      Will Yankees Luxury Suite Controversy Topple Bloomberg Administration?

      City sells luxury Yankee Stadium seats, parking passes back to team for cash. Guillotines being constructed outside City Hall. [New York Times]
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by PermanentInjuredReserve: So from what I gather from that picture, the luxury suite involves many opportunities to watch the game on TV, 4 Responses | Other threads

    • Wednesday - January 7, 2009
    • Duan!

      Happy Birthday (And R.I.P), Dear Old Black Table

      Six years ago today the internet heaved the mighty Black Table upon an unsuspecting internet nation, so it's my duty to pay respect. More »
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      Comment by FirstDerivative: Hey DUAN! Any you kids here play NHL 09 on PS3? It's fucking crack addicting.... 51 Responses | Other threads

    • Nfl

      Game Over: Cowboys Cut Pacman Jones

      Kind of ironic that a fight with a member of his own security detail may have signaled the end for Pacman Jones, who was cut today by the Cowboys. Well, there's always Oakland. [NFL Fanhouse]
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by Rickey_Fitts: Wow, really? I thought he'd turned his life around... 6 Responses | Other threads

    • Eli Manning

      Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"

      You'd figure that Page Six would have surveillance video of the alleged Eli/Abby lapdance like they did for Antonio Pierce. Alas. More »
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      Comment by Gourmet Spud: Meanwhile, at a Tampa club, Jeff Garcia's wife gave him a lapdance to "If I Were a Boy".... 9 Responses | Other threads

    • Nfl

      The Browns Are Eric Mangini's Problem Now

      The Cleveland Browns have come to terms with deposed Jets head coach Eric Mangini, and will formerly announce his hiring on Thursday. And Romeo Crennel may be staying around as well! More »
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      By Rick Chandler

      Comment by formerly Chief Wahoo: Yet another ride on the "get your hopes up prior to a swift kick in the nuts" train for us 5 Responses | Other threads

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